Kayleigh and Chris' allotment adventures!
I know nothing about gardening, so thought I'd post these HILARIOUS garden-related jokes instead:Why do potatoes make good detectives?Because they keep their eyes peeled. Why do melons have fancy weddings?Because they cantaloupe.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?Pumpkin pi.
GARDEN JOKE WARS! (Katy, should that be hyphenated?)Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'Ju x
Here's the seed tray for our 'Minibel' tomatoes! Wish us luck with these ones! On the other hand the onion sets have started to sprout with the current tally being Kayleigh 8:4 Chris. I'm winning :) Any tomato experts out there? x
I know nothing about gardening, so thought I'd post these HILARIOUS garden-related jokes instead:
ReplyDeleteWhy do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
GARDEN JOKE WARS! (Katy, should that be hyphenated?)
ReplyDeleteMan goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
Ju x